How can i straighten my short curly hair?

im a guy and my ';jew fro'; of a scalp (about 1/2-3/4 inch curly hair) gets very messy, hard to comb and maintain, and quite frankly makes me look like a chia pet. ive always envied my friends' straight hair, but obviously my hair cant really be fixed with a flat iron (which i do have access to).

heres what i have on hand:

curling iron

flat iron

hair dryer

combs+brushes

maybe some hair gel

scissors / buzz cutters

if anyone has a solution that works using these things, or maybe others (im willing to spend a little money, not a ton though) that would be awesomeHow can i straighten my short curly hair?
well here is a couple options!

1- you could go to your salon and get a perm (the straight one)

2- after you take a shower brush ur hair every 10-15 minutes until dry so that it will dry straight.

3-straighten ur hair at small pieces at a time( VERY difficult!)

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